The Rosie Project
by Graeme Simsion
published by Simon $ Schuster
An international sensation, this hilarious, feel-good novel is narrated by an oddly charming and socially challenged genetics professor on an unusual quest: to find out if he is capable of true love.
Don Tillman, professor of genetics, has never been on a second date. He is a man who can count all his friends on the fingers of one hand, whose lifelong difficulty with social rituals has convinced him that he is simply not wired for romance. So when an acquaintance informs him that he would make a “wonderful” husband, his first reaction is shock. Yet he must concede to the statistical probability that there is someone for everyone, and he embarks upon The Wife Project. In the orderly, evidence-based manner with which he approaches all things, Don sets out to find the perfect partner. She will be punctual and logical—most definitely not a barmaid, a smoker, a drinker, or a late-arriver.
Yet Rosie Jarman is all these things. She is also beguiling, fiery, intelligent—and on a quest of her own. She is looking for her biological father, a search that a certain DNA expert might be able to help her with. Don’s Wife Project takes a back burner to the Father Project and an unlikely relationship blooms, forcing the scientifically minded geneticist to confront the spontaneous whirlwind that is Rosie—and the realization that love is not always what looks good on paper.
The Rosie Project is a moving and hilarious novel for anyone who has ever tenaciously gone after life or love in the face of overwhelming challenges.
Simply put- I loved this book and read it in two days. The protagonist is Don Tillman (who, in my opinion, is Sheldon Cooper, Aussie style). Don is an Associate Professor of Genetics at the University of Melbourne. He is smart, attractive, accomplished, and totally off-putting. (Many have suggested he has Asperger’s Syndrome- very possible). When a beloved neighbor- one of his 4 friends- tells him he would make a good husband, he decides he will look for the perfect mate and comes up with “The Wife Project”, which is an extended questionnaire meant to weed out all undesirable qualities, which are TOO numerous to list. He meets Rosie Jarman through a friend and she is totally unacceptable for the “Wife project. Despite this, Don offers to help Rosie find out who her father is through DNA testing.
I definitely recommend this book. It was such a fun read.
4 1/2 out of 5
Some great quotes-
“But I’m not good at understanding what other people want.’
‘Tell me something I don’t know,’ said Rosie for no obvious reason.
I quickly searched my mind for an interesting fact.
‘Ahhh…The testicles of drone bees and wasp spiders explode during sex.”
“Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of thing is incredibly annoying. People can tell you the supposed characteristics of a Gemini or a Taurus and will spend five days watching a cricket match, but cannot find the interest or the time to learn the basics of what they, as humans, are made up of.”
“There were approximately twenty-five people milling around the door and the front of the classroom, but I immediately recognised Julie, the convenor, from Gene’s description: ‘blonde with big tits’. In fact, her breasts were probably no more than one and a half standard deviations from the mean size for her body weight, and hardly a remarkable identifying feature. It was more a question of elevation and exposure, as a result of her choice of costume, which seemed perfectly practical for a hot January evening.”
“I met Rosie at the airport. She remained uncomfortable about me purchasing her ticket, so I told her she could pay me back by selecting some Wife Project applicants for me to date.
‘Fuck you,’ she said.
It seemed we were friends again.”
This sounds great. It first called my attention when it was released, but never got to read it. I love the Sheldon Cooper comparison although, to tell you the truth, I sympathize with him more than I would like to while watching TBBT.
I loved this book too! I loved how sympathetic Don was — off-putting, yes, but he still tries to relate to everyone else, even though he knows he’s different. It was a 2-day read for me too. Glad you liked it.
You’ve picked some great quotes from this funny book. I loved it too 🙂
I’ve heard so much about this book that I finally broke down and ordered it. I cannot wait to read THE ROSIE PROJECT.
I loved this book, and I too had Sheldon Cooper in my head the whole time. Pretty soon into the book I concluded that Don Tillman likely had some form of Asperger’s. It was probably a little presumptive of me since it is never confirmed in the book, but I think that the author hints towards that or certainly that Don’s friends think that. I may have imagined it but I am sure I read somewhere that it has been optioned as a movie, I can imagine it transferring well to the big screen.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
I’m so glad you enjoyed The Rosie Project! It was one of my very favorite books from 2013, and I’ve been pushing it on all my friends ever since! 🙂
I feel like I’ve seen mainly positive things about this one, and it sounds fun! I definitely need to check it out!
I’m re-reading this book now. I love it so much. Don has to be one of my favorite characters ever – he’s so easily confused by social ettiquete and comes off as an ass when really he’s just being literal or practical, and it’s just so FUNNY and awesome.
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